A senior
politician in France once crushed all attempts from the local music
industry to be treated seriously by telling a room full of executives
that “the film industry has Cannes and music has...the Eurovision
Song Contest”. And he did not mean it nicely!
The
irony is that this weekend, we had both Cannes and the Eurovision.
And it was not too difficult to see that the politicians' remark had
not aged. Cannes had Ken Loach, Michael Haneke and Alain Resnais
while Azerbeijan hosted The Hump, Roman Lob and Anggun. No disrespect
to these artists but it is not the same league.
As Ken Loach said when he accepted his Jury Prize in Cannes, cinema is "not just an entertainment, it shows us who we are”. The problem with the
Eurovision Song Contest is that it is just entertainment, and does
not show us anything but, as CNN described it, the geopolitical state
of affairs in Europe. It is an entertaining evening and sometimes a
good laugh, but it not an elevating evening, and it certainly does
not say much about the state of Europe's music scene (or if it is the
case, then we are doomed!).
Creatively,
the Eurovision celebrates the lowest common denominator between 45
countries. Rather than highlighting the creative differences between
these countries, and therefore enrich us, entrants look for songs
(and arrangements) that can please audiences from Baku to Kilkenny,
Tromso to Amalfi. Consequently, the end result sounds like
Euro-porridge, gooey and thick. It makes Pop Idol and The Voice look
like beacons of avant-garde music.
If
Ireland were to send U2, France Daft Punk, Germany Rammstein and the
Brits Adele, they would not win (OK, Adele would win!). Let me
rephrase: if countries were to send artists with talent, depth,
inventiveness, style and substance, they probably would not go far in
the competition.
But
isn't time to try to be different? Isn't it time to try to break the
mould or, as some voices already suggested, withdraw? And isn't is
time for the organisers of the event to make significant changes in
order to make more room for more musical diversity (why are Europop or Eurodance the dominant genres?)?
One simple
change could be that artists participating in the contest must have
performed live in at least three of the countries part of the
Eurovision.
Entrants
would not even need to be famous: on the same night the Eurovision
Song Contest took place, Jools Holland was featuring in 'Later...' a
new talent, previously unheard, I suppose, by most viewers, Jake
Bugg, an 18-year-old from Nottingham. Alone with his acoustic guitar,
he performed one of his own folky songs, and he was good,
eye-catching and engaging. He would have made a perfect
representative from the country that gave the world the Beatles and
Adele. He would have had my votes!
PS: This
year's winning song, Loreen's Eurodance track 'Euphoria', is another
triumph for Sweden's songwriting and production teams. How do they do
it? As far as porridge goes, they are doing quite well, aren't they?